Posts Tagged ‘ recession ’

Bernake attacks unemployment problem

Nov 15th, 2009 | By admin | Category: Satire

In a new policy sea change at the Federal Reserve, Chairman Ben Bernanke is hitting the road to directly address the unemployment numbers plaguing the economic recovery. “I look at a lot of economic indicators, and nearly all of them are showing a return to healthy and sustained growth” Bernanke said from the unemployment office [...]



Regurgitator 20 – Auto Tuned In

Jan 6th, 2009 | By admin | Category: Regurgitator

The lack of regurgitation has a direct relationship with the lack of news consumption going on with me these days. I am out of work and in a new place which you should allow plenty of time for reading and looking for doom. Quite to the contrary, my life seems fuller than ever with distraction. [...]



The Black Friday Stampede – I’m afraid of Americans

Dec 7th, 2008 | By admin | Category: Super Serious

There are very few things that I find more depressing than news stories like this one (which is quite well known by now):
Jdimytai Damour was working as a maintenance man at Wal-Mart for the holidays. He had been trying to hold back the crowd of shoppers pressing against the store’s sliding-glass double doors. Just before [...]